ninjamd

Blev addad av någon såndär automatisk msngrej igår.
Men I didn't mind, det var kul.
Jag delar med mig, bara för att,.. eh.. jag inte har någonting annat att skriva om.

Han/hon/den/det: Quirky Girl Looking for her boy
Jag: Then look the other way
Han/hon/den/det: hey sexy :)
Jag: Ameh, dra åt
Han/hon/den/det: I came across ur profile in the msn directory, Im a bit of a social butterfly, hope you dont mind...
Jag: Jag mind lite för mycket
Han/hon/den/det: Im sure you like talking to pretty girls, Im 23/f/Orlando.. just looking to have a little fun, and you look like a lot of fun
Jag: Jaså, det gör jag? Vet du vad, du är en mugg.
Han/hon/den/det: Damn, I dont have any pics on my new labtop but I do have a cam, would you like to cam with a hot girl??
Jag: Nej
Han/hon/den/det: Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records, and its free...
Jag: JASÅ! Ja tack, jag skulle jättegärna vilja veta vilken denna gratissida är så att jag kan se dig i camen! Fittunge..
Han/hon/den/det: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam? IT'S A NEW SITE THAT IM ON, ITS AWESOME!!!
Jag: Awesome? Really?
Han/hon/den/det: Ok go to 'fjollig länk' and click accept!
Jag: Why?
Han/hon/den/det: fill out your contact information and then on the next page...
Jag: Why?
Han/hon/den/det: fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.

Ok, här tröttnade jag på att svara på skiten.
Men blev jag lämnad ifred? Nej.
Bara några minuter efter började det igen.

Han/hon/den/det: ur not talking baby whats wrong?
Jag: I have a problem with butterflies
Han/hon/den/det: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Jag: Yeah, I'd like you to have the color: "I-don't-fucking-care-about-you-or-your-fake-website". It's my favorite.
Han/hon/den/det: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to!
Jag: Uhu, you're a butterfly, right? Then please do this: FLY AWAY.
Han/hon/den/det: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, Im so horny I can't wait to spread y legs for u!!!
Jag: Eeeeew
Han/hon/den/det: You are such a good boy, Im gonna show u what good boys deserve... I'll be waiting for you on the site...
Jag: Ok, snacka om upprepning.
Han/hon/den/det: k you in yet babe??

Här slutade både jag och den där automatskiten skriva.
Men nu, när jag loggade in på msn, kom detta:

Han/hon/den/det: What's worth the prize .....
Jag: Aeeeeh, inte igen.
Han/hon/den/det: hey sexy :)
Jag: Fuck off.